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Discussion about ‘Why do cats knead?’

A video on Instagram claims that adult cats knead "when they feel content, safe, or relaxed." I disagree and commented accordingly. Here's a mirror of the replies I got.

I tried my best to respond to as many of them as possible. I won't be able to get anywhere near a conclusion for this discussion as there are too many participants and it would require going into too much subject matter. But I'm sharing the discussion here because I think the replies are indicative of how close minded many people are, especially when it comes to animal sentience (or lack thereof), and how much abuse they'll hurl at you for thinking differently. I've written a bit about that before.

My first comment did receive hundreds of likes, but exactly zero people in the replies went 'hey, this is interesting, I disagree but maybe I can learn something new'. RIP.

All of these comments were publicly made on Instagram, not here. This is just a mirror. Timestamps aren't accurate but they are in the original, sequential order. Comments are true to the originals, typos and all, except blockquotes are added for context.

Dennis ·

They don’t do it because they feel “safe” or “content”. There’s an automatic trigger of kneading (presumably just soft materials like a mother’s belly) that doesn’t turn off in adulthood. It’s just buggy behavior. Stop humanizing animals.

bobojones597 ·

bro animals have feelings too chillax

Dennis ·

bro animals have feelings too chillax

bobojones597, Aug 31, 2023 12:58 pm PDT

I don't think animals have any feelings at all

dylan.dalrymple ·

do more research. Dogs and cats have high EQ

Dennis ·

do more research. Dogs and cats have high EQ

dylan.dalrymple, Aug 31, 2023 12:59 pm PDT

I have done lots of research on this and have an informed opinion

eianbruhhh ·

u arent very bright

Dennis ·

u arent very bright

eianbruhhh, Aug 31, 2023 1:00 pm PDT

read the previous comment, animal sentience is an epistemological question most ppl know very little about. I do

noold3610 ·

in the case that animals do have emotions, isn't it bet to be safe than sorry and show animals a little respect? I am online after all and I don't know your life so I just made an assumption that you show disdain towards animals because this video caused you significant enough anger to want to act on it.

mrslfdstruct ·

my fish throws tantrums

Dennis ·

in the case that animals do have emotions, isn't it bet to be safe than sorry and show animals a little respect? I am online after all and I don't know your life so I just made an assumption that you show disdain towards animals because this video caused you significant enough anger to want to act on it.

noold3610, Aug 31, 2023 1:01 pm PDT

I'm neither angry nor do I have disdain for animals. What you're proposing is a modern version of Pascal's wager and it's wrong for the same reasons

toybasco ·

bro said "stop humanzing animals" lol yah okay, my baby rosie loves me so much. If she did, she wouldn't knead mah EYEBALL constantly

t4nayfr ·

lmao nerd cuck here thinks be knows everything (bro has 0 iq)🤓🤓🤓

t4nayfr ·

what you are proposing is retards theorem, its very true for you 💀

my1girlfranturnedintothemoon ·

clearly u haven't done enough research 💀 have you seen any animals in the wild at all? when an elephants baby is killed the mother will literally starve itself or even carry its dead child in its trunk for weeks. yes animals don't have as complex emotions as we have they are more naturalistic and have different thinking patterns but that doesn't make them heartless or even emotionless. have you ever seen a mother gorilla or orangutan loose a baby? bc they do the same thing and can become depressed and resist feeding, drinking and even sleeping and then die. idk what "research" your doing but stop reading articles and watch real videos of these animals that show proof of this stuff.

that_guy_isaiah25 ·

troll looking for attention 🤡

aazzrreennaa ·

dolphins love u, im sure

arrozconlleche ·

can you relax, it was just a cute cat fact video 💀 its not that deep

graciellastokes ·

I hope you realize that Humans come from animals and we are animals ourself so therefore with your logic humans don't have feelings either?? Make it make sense 🖐️

the_viper889 ·

Nuh uh

pernalegre ·

Neither do you!

thetiepnsy ·

how is it 2023 and you're arguing that animals don't have feelings? be so fr.

theloclown ·

have you never been outside and seen literally any animal ever

microwaveable_meat ·

I've been working in veterinary medicine for a decade, animals absolutely have feelings, they have very big feelings. They are sentient beings like us, and have even more complex emotions than we as humans do. For example, I'm sure animals have exhibit weary/fearful behavior around you versus someone who actually likes animals.

godblessapollo ·

LOL

daddy_vegan69 ·

u are a narrow minded. Idk if lack of knowledge or just wilful ignorance, u are wrong 💀

goswald620 ·

🤓

ziq173 ·

if you think animals dont have feelings then plz do not comment

zeldasss19 ·

yea my cat does it on my oodie or this blanket that we have

Dennis ·

I've been working in veterinary medicine for a decade, animals absolutely have feelings, they have very big feelings. They are sentient beings like us, and have even more complex emotions than we as humans do. For example, I'm sure animals have exhibit weary/fearful behavior around you versus someone who actually likes animals.

microwaveable_meat, Aug 31, 2023 1:10 pm PDT

I don't dislike animals. I like cats a lot

Dennis ·

u are a narrow minded. Idk if lack of knowledge or just wilful ignorance, u are wrong 💀

daddy_vegan69, Aug 31, 2023 1:10 pm PDT

I'm not narrow minded. I'm happy to consider that I'm wrong. What about the people laying into me in the comments for thinking differently, aren't they narrow minded?

daddy_vegan69 ·

they're laying into u because u said u have made research about it and still think otherwise. By simply looking at out of place behaviors of animals that was observed by scientists, the answer is clear that animals do have feelings. Thus if u truly has research thoroughly about this matter and still think otherwise, u are narrowminded

Dennis ·

narrow minded means not willing to consider alternatives. I'm willing to consider that animals are sentient. You don't seem willing to consider that they're not. So who's being narrow minded?

s_roveda ·

Mammals have a brain developed enough to play and have mental illness, I think it's safe to say they experience emotions.

tiddyballs.applesauce ·

do more research. Dogs and cats have high EQ

dylan.dalrymple, Aug 31, 2023 12:59 pm PDT

I have done lots of research on this and have an informed opinion

Dennis, Aug 31, 2023 1:00 pm PDT

do even more

Dennis ·

Mammals have a brain developed enough to play and have mental illness, I think it's safe to say they experience emotions.

s_roveda, Aug 31, 2023 1:14 pm PDT

sentience is a property of software not hardware. As long as the underlying hardware is computationally universal it is capable of being sentient. But my MacBook is just as capable of that even though its hardware is different from my brain's. So hardware alone doesn't tell us much.

the__dude_abides__ ·

no they are robots made by the cia , ya that makes more sense

wtv_ash ·

have you never been outside and seen literally any animal ever

theloclown, Aug 31, 2023 1:09 pm PDT

bro has never had a deep connection to an animal, much less a human 💀

trashyriotpunk ·

mfers be like "I have done research" and the source was animalscantfeel.org or sum shit

crossbowcat ·

you shouldn't have pets. ever.

s_roveda ·

Mammals have a brain developed enough to play and have mental illness, I think it's safe to say they experience emotions.

s_roveda, Aug 31, 2023 1:14 pm PDT

sentience is a property of software not hardware. As long as the underlying hardware is computationally universal it is capable of being sentient. But my MacBook is just as capable of that even though its hardware is different from my brain's. So hardware alone doesn't tell us much.

Dennis, Aug 31, 2023 1:15 pm PDT

I wasn't talking about sentients. Just emotions

Dennis ·

no emotions without sentience

landgrave___ ·

get a load of this guy, lemme see veterinary masters degree an maybe consider something you said

sopheannn ·

my cat kneads the air when i pick her up and start petting her so yeah you're wrong

Dennis ·

my cat kneads the air when i pick her up and start petting her so yeah you're wrong

sopheannn, Aug 31, 2023 1:20 pm PDT

your clothes are soft. You see how kneading the air doesn't make sense right? You're making my point for me

sopheannn ·

your clothes are soft. You see how kneading the air doesn’t make sense right? You’re making my point for me

Dennis, Aug 31, 2023 1:20 pm PDT

the cat isn't touching my clothes? bro has never owned a cat obviously. they've done it on hardwood and tile before too

itz_literly_nothing__ ·

animals have the exact same endocrine glands as we do and all endocrine glands have specific purposes and most are responsible for hormone production which alter emotional response. animals DO experience emotion. you're just lacking the experience the knowledge to research deeper in it. your research is you simply looking it up and only looking at the first thing.

itz_literly_nothing__ ·

elephants for example have shown remarkable similarity in love patterns just like humans do.

itz_literly_nothing__ ·

and what drives dogs to care for us and clearly show and require love and attention? maybe you're right in comparing it to humans but in similarity, animals experience emotion, pain, loss, grief, happiness and more. just cause a person in a comment section that claims they've done research (you btw) doesn't mean we should all believe or trust what you say.

itz_literly_nothing__ ·

elephants for example have shown remarkable similarity in love patterns just like humans do.

s_roveda ·

no emotions without sentience

Dennis, Aug 31, 2023 1:18 pm PDT

Don't think so, why are you so certain about it?

Dennis ·

your clothes are soft. You see how kneading the air doesn’t make sense right? You’re making my point for me

Dennis, Aug 31, 2023 1:20 pm PDT

the cat isn't touching my clothes? bro has never owned a cat obviously. they've done it on hardwood and tile before too

sopheannn, Aug 31, 2023 1:20 pm PDT

I've owned a cat before. Kneading hardwood and tile also doesn't make sense. You're again making my point for me

Dennis ·

elephants for example have shown remarkable similarity in love patterns just like humans do.

itz_literly_nothing__, Aug 31, 2023 1:23 pm PDT

scroll up, I've already explained why hardware doesn't matter much (hormones etc)

Dennis ·

and what drives dogs to care for us and clearly show and require love and attention? maybe you're right in comparing it to humans but in similarity, animals experience emotion, pain, loss, grief, happiness and more. just cause a person in a comment section that claims they've done research (you btw) doesn't mean we should all believe or trust what you say.

itz_literly_nothing__, Aug 31, 2023 1:23 pm PDT

what drives dogs? Selective breeding. And no, you shouldn't just trust what I say. You should be critical of it. But you should also be critical of the view that animals are sentient. That would be unique (~no one wants to question that)

Dennis ·

no emotions without sentience

Dennis, Aug 31, 2023 1:18 pm PDT

Don't think so, why are you so certain about it?

s_roveda, Aug 31, 2023 1:24 pm PDT

you think one could experience emotions without being sentient? Experience requires sentience in the first place

itz_literly_nothing__ ·

elephants for example have shown remarkable similarity in love patterns just like humans do.

itz_literly_nothing__, Aug 31, 2023 1:23 pm PDT

scroll up, I've already explained why hardware doesn't matter much (hormones etc)

Dennis, Aug 31, 2023 1:25 pm PDT

hardware???????

sopheannn ·

“doesn’t make sense” yeah because your point is bullshit and you know you don’t even know what you’re talking about. 🥱 too easy

itz_literly_nothing__ ·

i don’t know where you getting at? “nonhuman and humans” are considered sentient. and selective breeding definitely varies but in all, all dogs and even wolves have shown acceptance and emotional intelligence. whenever i personally am sick or upset my cat displays more attention on me and follows me everywhere to comfort me. you’re making it seem you know what you’re saying but i seriously do not understand your point on this

teletubbie_feetus ·

a cat will not knead if it is stressed or annoyed so yes they do it when they feel safe and relaxed ya goofu

s_roveda ·

no emotions without sentience

Dennis, Aug 31, 2023 1:18 pm PDT

Don't think so, why are you so certain about it?

s_roveda, Aug 31, 2023 1:24 pm PDT

you think one could experience emotions without being sentient? Experience requires sentience in the first place

Dennis, Aug 31, 2023 1:26 pm PDT

I think you could experience emotion at a low level of sentience, maybe even none. I have no reason to think one requires the other. I think we can make a case of some sort of level of sentience for mammals anyway.

jesteri0tt ·

fucking god complex ahh comment youre not superior

02_marsbars_06 ·

bro using big ass words to sound smart. We know u use theasurase.

jakejaramillo_ ·

you're a jackass if you think humans are the only creatures with emotions

demoniccatcomingforyou ·

if cats didnt have feelings then why does my cat purr whenever he sees me? Why does his tail go up and comes at me for pets? Why would he wait at the door everytime i come back from school? U bouta be bait cause i refuse to belive someone can be this stupid

_incognonymous ·

you're like a flat earther except for animals

clairesegundo ·

dick

messyjulia2 ·

meow

sjhammons01 ·

you are a liar

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sopheannn wrote:

the cat isn’t touching my clothes? bro has never owned a cat obviously. they’ve done it on hardwood and tile before too

This isn't bad. Like, it still doesn't make sense for cats to 'knead' things that can't be kneaded, but what she suggests may refute my original claim that soft materials trigger kneading because they're reminiscent of a mother's belly.

Or maybe her cat is particularly buggy. In any case, something like my explanation will be true – there's some automatic trigger of kneading that cats execute uncritically, ie like robots.

The reason the original video reached for a humanizing explanation along the lines of cats feeling “safe” or “content” is that the creators don't consider that cats are robots. Uncritically kneading things that can't be kneaded (air, hardwood, tile) is still robotic behavior.

#625 · dennis (verified commenter) ·
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Her comment that her cat isn't touching her clothes is false, though: she said her cat kneads the air when she picks it up, so her cat is still touching her clothes, or at least her skin, which is also soft (if not with its paws then with other parts of its body).

She thought she disproved my point because the cat kneads the air, ie its paws aren't touching her clothes.

The only point that potentially disproved mine was that the cat 'kneads' hardwood and tiles – assuming it does so when not touching anything soft with any part of its body.

#626 · dennis (verified commenter) · in response to comment #625
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